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Aviation joke

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 12:43 pm
by Cyrus
Question: What did the VFR pilot without flight following say to the air traffic controller?

Answer: Absolutely nothing.

Re: Aviation joke

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:19 pm
by Keith Smith
*crickets*

Re: Aviation joke

Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 12:03 pm
by Heavyflyer767
My favorite reply actually heard in a reply to New York approach, "Ah, Approach N...XX we've found the problem, it appears to be between the Yoke & Seat". Got a laugh outta eveyone on the frequency. Even the controller who was getting frustrated.

Re: Aviation joke

Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 12:07 pm
by Tim Krajcar
A variant of that one:

Every new aircraft owner soon learns that the number one improvement you can make to your plane is dealing with the loose nut behind the yoke...

:mrgreen: