Thanks again, y'all. However, I've made a decision (and it rhymes with "Bicrocroft"!).
Mark, I'd love to see that blooper reel of you getting lost in X-Plane sometime.
-Cyrus Kapadia. A few RW hours in a C172, then a 15 year hiatus. Joined PE in Dec'12, then took a break. Now I'm back, learning fast and loving it. If I'm on, it's usually between 22h and midnight EST with Baron 258E, Skyhawk 176CM or Learjet 66L.