Question: What did the VFR pilot without flight following say to the air traffic controller?
Answer: Absolutely nothing.
Aviation joke
Aviation joke
-Cyrus Kapadia. A few RW hours in a C172, then a 15 year hiatus. Joined PE in Dec'12, then took a break. Now I'm back, learning fast and loving it. If I'm on, it's usually between 22h and midnight EST with Baron 258E, Skyhawk 176CM or Learjet 66L.
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Re: Aviation joke
My favorite reply actually heard in a reply to New York approach, "Ah, Approach N...XX we've found the problem, it appears to be between the Yoke & Seat". Got a laugh outta eveyone on the frequency. Even the controller who was getting frustrated.
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Re: Aviation joke
A variant of that one:
Every new aircraft owner soon learns that the number one improvement you can make to your plane is dealing with the loose nut behind the yoke...

Every new aircraft owner soon learns that the number one improvement you can make to your plane is dealing with the loose nut behind the yoke...
